Monday, February 21, 2011

Driving Lesson

Advice for driving through a quarter-life crisis:

Keep control of the wheel at all times. Yield only when necessary (detours should piss you off). Remove any bumper stickers that stereotype yourself. Ditch any nay-saying passengers without apology. Keep the car clean and organized - a quality of success. Drive like you know where you are going - like you know what the hell you are doing.  When it storms, slow down and stay alert but do not overcompensate. Pull over for good food, long runs, sunsets and rest. Spontaneity may be the spice of life but do not stray too far from your destination. You are too old to end up in Tijuana without pesos or plans. Speed limits were made to be broken but you better know your own limits because second chances are never guaranteed on the road of life.



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