Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Local Library

Try this out: write a detailed description of your local library - include the people you see inside, the decor, technology, architecture, book selection, location, size, atmosphere, bulletin board, ect.  

See if you don't end up with a surprisingly accurate summary of the town you live in.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Weekday Morning Blues

Channel 13’s very attractive, very local weekday morning newscaster occasionally encourages viewers to “friend her” on Facebook.  I tried, two weeks ago, but she never accepted.  I no longer enjoy her phony morning smile and her stupid comments.  

Friday, November 18, 2011

Letter to My Reader

Dear Reader,

I apologize for my recent absence.  However, most blogs do experience occasional dry spells which inevitably end with a cliche'd apology and a list of excuses such as I no longer have the internet at home, my recent projects won't be unwrapped until Christmas Day, pressed fall leaves are difficult to scan into my computer, etc.  But I refuse to apologize or make excuses!  Instead, I'll resort to posting egocentric rants until Ol' Saint Nicholas finishes terrorizing chimneys and neglecting the naughty.  I hope you have the stomach for my verbage and I thank you for your patience.  

Sincerely Yours,

Uncle T

Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Little Ol' Lady Can't Sleep

The little ol' lady can't sleep.
Her TV's been blast'n all week.
Three in the mornin',
Channel surfin',
Good god lady go to sleep!