While Tupac Rapped On

I was running through a narrow trail
sprinting around sharp bends
and listening to Tupac on my ipod
when I nearly collided with a woman
who was straddling the trail
with her pants pulled down to her ankles
and urinating all over it - 
I jumped high over her right shoulder
landed between bushes
and quickly disappeared down the trail
without looking back
while Tupac rapped on.