Sunday, June 30, 2013

Yard Sale Haggling - Ashland, OR

At a yard sale this morning
a pregnant woman wearing standard hippie attire 
intensely haggled over numerous items:

The owner wanted $5 for the lamp.  She brought him down to $2.  
$10 for the dresser? She brought him down to $7.
Fifty cents for the bubbles? She bought it for ten.

"How much for the chair?" she asked. 
"Whatever you think is fair." he replied (clearly frustrated). 
"$5" she answered. 

I pull a driver out of a golf bag
turn towards her and ask her
"How much for the 3 wood?"

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Doe Never Flinched - Ashland, OR

While running through tight turns above Lithia Park
I nearly collided with a doe and her baby.

The fawn exploded into the woods like a gun shot
but the doe never flinched. 

Trout Murder - Ashland, OR

Seven bodies...
decapitated, gutted, and wrapped in foil
laying in my freezer
next to creamy coconut popsicles.