a pregnant woman wearing standard hippie attire
intensely haggled over numerous items:
The owner wanted $5 for the lamp. She brought him down to $2.
$10 for the dresser? She brought him down to $7.
Fifty cents for the bubbles? She bought it for ten.
Fifty cents for the bubbles? She bought it for ten.
"How much for the chair?" she asked.
"Whatever you think is fair." he replied (clearly frustrated).
"$5" she answered.
I pull a driver out of a golf bag
turn towards her and ask her
"How much for the 3 wood?"
I must be a charter member of DENSA because I read this comedy three times & I still don't get it! help me out!
ReplyDeleteThe owner got sick of haggling with the hippie woman and told her to just price the chair as she pleased - so she did, declaring she will pay $5 for it.
ReplyDeleteUpon hearing that, I turned towards the haggling hippie (who was clearly in charge at this point) and asked her for the price of golf club rather than the owner. I liked her prices better. It was a shot at both of them.
Eh?