Thursday, January 12, 2012

Koala Recovery Center

Koala's sleep for roughly 22 hours a day.  The remaining few hours are spent eating eucalyptus leaves, which act as a narcotic, keeping the koala in a state of perpetual high.  Koala's are shy and notoriously grumpy when they awake from their daily stupor, greeting everything but eucalyptus with hosility.

I'd like to establish a recovery center for these drug addicted animals.  I envision little rooms that smell of vomit and depression.  Chain smoking koalas sip coffee and watch TV.